Jay at 40, Six Lessons on Parenting, and How Not To End a Post!

Jay has turned 40. We shall now commence with the lamenting and plan for his immediate withering into a lifeless husk. Truly life has ended. Along the way, he leaves us with a summation of life up until now, parts some advice on not being a shit-parent, and then gracefully ends this post with no grace at all. Happy Birthday Jay!!!